The Olympics is now getting involved in the athlete’s “sex lives.” They want to make sure that nobody gets too intimate during the Summer Games.
They’re concerned that the athletes will spread COVID if they get too “personal.”
So, they came up with a bright idea – they’ve made anti-sex beds featuring a flimsy cardboard frame.
They can only hold the weight of one person…and I guess these geniuses think that will deter people from hooking up.
New York Post reports that lustful Olympic athletes should think twice before making the bed rock in Tokyo.
The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to discourage sex amid COVID-19.
Olympic officials — who already warned 2021 Games participants to avoid two-person push-ups because of the coronavirus — have set up 18,000 of the cardboard beds in the notoriously sex-crazed athletes’ village, according to Dezeen magazine.
“Beds to be installed in Tokyo Olympic Village will be made of cardboard, this is aimed at avoiding intimacy among athletes,” American distance runner Paul Chelimo tweeted.
“Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” Chelimo cracked. “I see no problem for distance runners, even 4 of us can do.”
— IOC MEDIA (@iocmedia) November 17, 2020
If two grown adults want to be intimate, they’ll find a way. This silliness will not stop them.
It’s really getting tiresome having these global elites treat everyone like children over this pandemic with a 99.8 survival rate.
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