It’s been a while since we heard from Crazy Chrissy, but she’s back and as ditzy as ever.


Chrissy wanted to tell everyone about her New Years Resolution – it was a big breakthrough moment for her, apparently.

Here’s what she said: “excited about the new year’s resolution I started early: not explaining SHIT to you people”

So, apparently, Chrissy turned over a new leaf and is no longer explaining or justifying herself to anyone online.

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That’s her resolution. Not “explaining herself.”

Gee, what a monumental moment, right? A big epiphany for Chrissy…life-altering-stuff…

Well, not really…

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Because in the very next tweet, Chrissy proceeded to break her New Years Resolution by EXPLAINING herself and her resolution yet again to everyone online.

Here’s what she said: “For years I have been CONSUMED by the overwhelming need to explain why I’m doing what I’m doing, why I did why I did. NO MORE. I’m gonna doooooo the shit I doooooo and youuuuuu can go bonkers about it.”

And in her 3rd tweet, she goes on to explain how she’ll still explain how to cook things.

What a mess this woman is…

Chrissy’s crazy resolution fiasco earned her the mocking she was trying so hard to avoid:

“@chrissyteigen explaining… that she’s not going to explain things anymore this is gold”

“Does that mean we don’t have to hear from you as much in 2021”

“Let me explain how I’m not going to explain anything to the people who always want an explanation.”

“I have no idea what you do in life, or why I’m seeing your tweet. But I will aid in your quest for non-explanation by muting your account so I never see it again. You’re welcome.”

“Fine by me. I know nothing of who you are, and couldn’t care less to be enlightened. Why you show up on my timeline, I have no idea.”

“I know this tweet is meant to sound self-empowering, but it comes off as rather cold, unbecoming, and plainly unimpressive.”

“You mean you’re going to start NOT to do the thing we didn’t ask for in which you brought onto yourself because no one *literally no one* asked for it in the first place??”

‘You just explained that to us #idiot”

Let’s face it, no matter what Chrissy does, she’ll always be trying to explain why she’s not the butt of everyone’s jokes, even though she is.


Stage 5 TDS has been hard on her.


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